Mar 1, 2021
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I came across an unusual can while I was shopping. It looks like this: This smug visage caught my eye on the liquor shelves. Since it was a lot flashier than everything else on it, I had to pick it up. Looking on the other side of the can, I saw this: Nineteen percent. And I assume that's alcohol content. Alright, I thought, I've had Everclear and absinthe before. I can take the burn. But it wasn't the burn that made it a horrible experience, it was its horrible flavour. In my experience, the strong liquor I have consumed was relatively tasteless, with the burn being the only unpleasant factor. This drink managed to make that experience even more unpleasant. I didn't know what I was expecting in terms of taste, but I certainly wasn't expecting the taste of rusted metal. All in all, if you ever see this thing and you're curious about how this thing tastes, go find a metal fence somewhere and lick it. That's what you'll be missing out on if you choose not to pick this up.